Friday, October 1, 2010

||| 10 MOST important MEN in a women's LIFE!!!

10 MOST important MEN in a women's LIFE!!!

~THE DOCTOR
Because he says " Take your clothes off"

~THE DENTIST
Because he says "OPEN WIDE"

~THE HAIRDRESSER
Because he says " Do you want it teased or blown"

~THE MILKMAN
Because he says "Do you want it in the front or the back"

~THE INTERIOR DECORATOR
Because he says " Once its in you'll love it"

~THE SHARE BROKER
Because he says "It will rise gradually and maintain its peak for long-long time"

~THE BANKER
Because he says "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

~THE HUNTER
Because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots"

~THE TELKOM GUY
Because he says "Would you like it on the table or against the wall"

~And the MOST ANNOYING is FATHER CHRISTMAS
The idiot only comes ONCE a year

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